Keely and I had a lot of fun and we laughed a lot today. While we were waiting to get our eyebrows waxed, she asked me if she could get her nails painted.
Me: No, I'm not paying for that because you chew your nails.
Keely: I'll stop biting them if I get them painted.
Me: No you won't. You're like me.
Keely: Okay, I promise to stop biting my nails for half an hour if you let me get them painted.

We laughed for a minute and I said something about biting her toenails, too.

Keely: I don't bite my toenails! That's gross!
I gave her a funny look.
Keely: What?! Okaaaaay... I do. I do bite my toenails.

Today was a mommy/daughter day. Keely went with me to buy some new running shoes, go to Dollar General and then to get waxed. On our way, out of the blue, Keely said, "Mommy, I have a make up tip for you."

Me: Okay.
Keely: Don't use paint for make up.
Me: Why? Did you?
Keely: Me and Anaise did and it didn't turn out so good.

On our way home from Kai's preschool I was singing "Rock with You" by Michael Jackson.
Kai: Stop singing, Mommy, or you will hurt my feelings and I will be mad for a week.

Kai: Mommy, Keegan has a blue butt.
Me: (thinking OMG, WHAT did those boys do???) What???
Kai: Keegan has a blue butt. A blue pajama butt.
Me: Oh... hehe... yes, he does

I had picked up Kai from preschool today and I ran thru a Taco Bell to grab a taco. When I got up to the window to pay, I asked the lady for jalapenos, which I LOVE with my tacos.

Kai: Mommy, why you just say 'penis'?
Me: What?
Kai: You just say 'penis' to that lady.
Me: Noooooooo, no, no, no... I said 'JALA-PENOS'

Keegan is talking A LOT. And you can pretty much understand everything he says. I find it funny that some of his words he end in "t." Here are some examples:

poop = poot
help = helt
book = boot (sounds like book but with a "t")
egg = et
wipe = white
walk = wat
cape = cate

It reminds me of some of the ways Kai pronounced things:

soda = sowa
popcorn = coporn

And Keely:

bottom = bothum
white = wipe

Keely and I were running this morning around 6 am down the parkway and her grandmother drove by on her way to work and honked (which scared the crap outta me!)

Keely: That was Grandma! I wonder if she knew who we were.

We were eating dinner tonight... Friday's are pizza night... and Keely said, "Does God read our mind?"

Grandmother: Yes, God hears everything.
Keely: Dang it!

I was getting dressed to take Kai to preschool this morning. I had black sweats on and a black bra.

Kai: You are all black! You need to put on a black shirt.
Me: I don't have one that is clean. I have to do laundry today. I wish you could do the laundry for me.
Kai: I would do it for you... if  you went to school for me.

Keely and I started a running program and we have been getting up MWF at 5:30 to run at 6 am these days. This morning as we were on the 2nd half of the run, Keely said, "Mommy, I'm really glad to be doing this. I get to see a lot of new things in the morning now like Ms. Falls (her bus driver who honked at us while we were stretching) driving a car."

I was driving back home from picking up Kai at preschool on Thursday afternoon.

Kai: Mommy, can I have a lollipop when we get home?
Me: No.
Kai: Why not?
Me: You need to poop in the potty first and then you can have a lollipop.
Kai: (angry now) Mommy! Lollipops aren't for pooping!

He's actually kind of right... I usually give him M&Ms.

Kai went poop on the potty today (he's getting pretty good and it's been a while since he's had an accident - knock on wood) and I came in to wipe him.

Kai: Mommy! "F" is for pooping!
Me: No... "pooping" has the sound "puh - puh - puh." What is that letter?
Kai: "T"?
Me: No... like "puh" popcorn.
Kai: "P"!

I was getting the boys ready for bed tonight. Kai had a hold of himself which is a sure sign he needs to pee.

Me: Do you need to go pee pee?
Kai: No. I'm just picking it.
Me: Oh.