We were late for preschool (again)... I had a teacher's conference with Kai's teacher AND I had to run thru McDonald's drive thru to get a chocolate milk for his lunch.
Kai: Is that Silas (a boy in his class) in front of us?
(He was remembering last week when we were in Wendy's drive thru and Silas and his grandmother were in the car ahead of us.)
Me: No.
Kai: Is that Silas in front of the car in front of us?
Me: No.
Kai: Then who ARE those people?
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
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Thursday, January 6, 2011
Me: Kai, will you do me a favor?
Kai: Sure.
Me: Will you run upstairs and get me a diaper?
Kai: Aaah! That's not a favor! What is a favor?
Me: It's something I asked you to do for me to help me.
Kai: If I go upstairs to get a diaper, will you give me a chocolate?
Me: Yes.
Kai: If I go upstairs and get a diaper, will you give me TWO chocolates?
Me: No, you asked for one chocolate, not two.
Kai: I didn't say ONE chocolate.
Me: You said A chocolate. A means ONE.
Kai: Sure.
Me: Will you run upstairs and get me a diaper?
Kai: Aaah! That's not a favor! What is a favor?
Me: It's something I asked you to do for me to help me.
Kai: If I go upstairs to get a diaper, will you give me a chocolate?
Me: Yes.
Kai: If I go upstairs and get a diaper, will you give me TWO chocolates?
Me: No, you asked for one chocolate, not two.
Kai: I didn't say ONE chocolate.
Me: You said A chocolate. A means ONE.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
The kids and I were watching "The Upside Down Show" that we TiVo.
Keely: Mommy, they (the guys on the Upside Down Show) were in a car and going like this...
(She made little circles with her hand)
Me: He was rolling down a window. That's a crank to roll the window down. They still have those, don't they?
(It suddenly occurred to me that she had never seen a car with manual windows.)
Keely: You mean in the old times?
Wow. I feel old.
Keely: Mommy, they (the guys on the Upside Down Show) were in a car and going like this...
(She made little circles with her hand)
Me: He was rolling down a window. That's a crank to roll the window down. They still have those, don't they?
(It suddenly occurred to me that she had never seen a car with manual windows.)
Keely: You mean in the old times?
Wow. I feel old.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Tonight, the boys and I dropped Keely off at church for Awana. On the way home, we sang about how we needed to pee (me and Kai.) We all ran inside and Kai went first.
Me: Kai, don't flush the toilet.
Kai: Why, Mommy? Why do you not want me to flush?
Me: Cuz I have to pee, too.
(I waited for him to finish and then put down the seat.)
Kai: Mommy, do you have to poop?
Me: No, I have to pee.
Kai: Why are you putting down the pooping seat?
Me: Kai, don't flush the toilet.
Kai: Why, Mommy? Why do you not want me to flush?
Me: Cuz I have to pee, too.
(I waited for him to finish and then put down the seat.)
Kai: Mommy, do you have to poop?
Me: No, I have to pee.
Kai: Why are you putting down the pooping seat?
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