Kai was trying to annoy Turtle in the car by copying everything she was saying. She was getting upset and told on him but then she thought about it.
Keely: I'm stupid.
Kai: I'm stupid.
Keegan: I tupid.

Keely: Yep, that's what I am!
Kai: Yep, that's what I am!
Keegan: Yep, I am!

Keely: Daddy, why don't you smile in any of your pictures?
Daddy: Smiling is over-rated.

Kai and Keegan were playing behind me.
Kai: Do you want some pizza Keegan?
Keegan: Yeah... in my butt.

We went to the circus today and to make up for not buying a $12 ice cream cone there, we went to McDonald's to have a cone.
Kai: Look, Mommy, a toilet!

I have NO idea where the potty humor comes from.

Keely and I were headed someplace just the two of us.
Keely: Mommy, did you notice a lot of stores have their name in it? Logan's Roadhouse, Joe's Crabshack...
(very long pause here, like 2 minutes)

Keely: Bob's Barbecue would be a good one.

Keegan has been wearing this tie for 2 days now. Today, though, his brother wore one to preschool.

It was a little chilly this morning and I asked Kai to get his jacket. He said he didn't need a jacket. "My tie will keep me warm, Mommy."