Kai: Mommy, you should put a elf in our room because Keegan always gets out of bed and goes to KJ's room. So you should put a elf in our room.

Every morning, I wake Kai up, he crawls on my back and I take him downstairs. This morning, he had woken up before I did, came in our room and jumped in our bed. I told him to go to the bathroom, he got on my back and we headed downstairs. We had the following conversation while we headed to the family room.
Kai: Momma, I want to tell you about my dream.
Me: Okay.
Kai: My favorite part was when KJ (Keely) smacked my bottom.
Me: Why did she do that?
Kai: Momma, it was my dream. I can't control my dreams.

Keely and her grandmother were stringing up ornaments that the kids painted to hang on the Christmas tree.
Grandmother: Alright, you didn't tell me how many strings we need. We have 8 strings for 3 sets of ornaments (8 ornaments in each set.)
Keely: Awwwww, can't we do 8 PLUS 3?

Kai and Keegan were coming down the basement steps with their juice boxes headed to play Xbox.
Kai: Boom, chicka boom-boom!
Keegan: Boom, chicka poo-poo!

It rained today. A lot. At 10 am, I had to take Keegan to preschool. He ran to the car (because it's always a race and he had to win) and turned around to yell at me.
Keegan: MOMMY! I NEED A BRELLA!
Me: There's one in the car.
(I opened the sliding door on the van.)
Me: See? There it is.
Keegan: No, dat Kai's!
Me: Well, today it's YOUR umbrella.
Keegan: Mommy, famorrow it Kai's brella?