Keegan: Momma, can I have some gum?
Me: No.
Keegan: Why, Momma?
Me: Because you chew it for 2 seconds and then want to throw it away.
Keegan: No I not, Momma. I chew it for 5 seconds.
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
On our way back from 7-11 from getting slurpees, Kai told us about Mr. Quiet.
Kai: Momma, guess who I walked with today? I'll give you 5 guesses.
Me: Uhmmmm... Dylan?
Kai: He's not in my class.
Me: Olivia?
Kai: Nope. She's not in my class either.
Keely was whispering something to me and I only made out "William." Yes, I was cheating.
Me: William?
Kai: There's no William in my class, Momma. You have 2 guesses left.
Keely (whispering louder for her deaf mother): MRS. Williams!
Me: Was it a kid or an adult?
Kai: Actually, it's a hand! Mr. Quiet!
I looked at Keely, who rolled her eyes.
Kai: See, Momma? This is Mr. Quiet!
Kai showed me his hand:
Me: Ooooooh! That's neat, Kai!
Keegan: This is "Punchy!"
I look in my rear view mirror to see Keegan with his hand in a fist making punching movements.
Me (to myself): Mr. Quiet? Meet Mr. Punchy!
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