We are still having pooping problems in the house. Keegan had his 2nd pair of dirty underwear so I made him sit on the toilet. After whining and moaning about how much time he was to sit on the toilet, I finally gave him a time.

Keegan: Momma, how much time do I have?
Me: 25 minutes.
(2 minutes later)
Keegan: Momma, how much time now?
Me: 20 minutes.
Keegan: Momma, after 5 is 4.
Keegan: (Starts counting) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. It's 4 now.

On our way to preschool this morning, this came out of the blue...
Keegan: Momma, I blowed that white thang but my wish didn't came true.
Me: What was your wish?
Keegan: I can't tell you. But it didn't came true.
Me: Well, maybe it will.

Keegan's friend, Steven, was over today.

Steven: I'm so hungwy. I want a fwuit woll-up.
Me: Kai? Did you get Steven a fruit roll-up?
Kai: No.
Keegan: I will! I will get Steben a fwuit woll-up!
Steven: I want stwawbewwy.
Keegan (headed up the stairs): I can't wead.

Today, my friend, Linda, picked up Keegan from preschool so he and her son, Steven, could play together. Here is part of a conversation Keegan had with Linda...

Keegan (telling Linda about Yogi Bear Campgrounds in Luray, VA we went to over spring break): We went on a haywide but there was no hay. And they had some waterslides. But Gwama and Gwampa couldn't go because you're not allowed to be naked.
Linda: Why would they be naked?
Keegan: Cause they don't have any swimmy fings (things) like shorts.
Linda: Oh, they don't have any swimsuits?
Keegan: No, they don't have anything wike that.

Linda picked up her phone to text me the conversation.

Keegan: Don't tell my mommy.

I've been getting a lot of "is that real? Is this real" from Keegan lately.

I had told the boys at least 3 times tonight to brush their teeth. I was about to get loud.

Me: Kai? Keegan? Brush your teeth!
Keegan: Momma?
Me: Keegan, brush your teeth NOW.
Keegan: Momma? Are bigfoots weal (real)?
Me: No.

Me: Brush teeth now.

Kai: Can you fly to heaven?
Me: Like in a plane?
Kai: No, on a rocket ship.
Me: No.
Kai: Where is heaven?
Me: It's a spiritual world when you die.
Kai: I don't want you to die.
Me: I won't.
Kai: Actually you will.
Me: Well, hopefully not soon anyway.