This morning, I was driving Kai to preschool and we were playing a rhyming game. I started with "tree" and coaxed Kai into saying "see."

Me: What else rhymes with "tree?" When you go to the bathroom, what do you do?
Kai (very seriously): Hold my weenus.

Keegan, of course, wanted in on the game. I had started with "moat."

Me: What rhymes with "moat?"
Keegan: Cookie!