Keely had a friend over tonight for dinner.

Victoria: Mrs. Buchanan, why do you have "Lora Mote" on your facebook page?
Me: That's my name.
Victoria: I thought your name was Buchanan because his name is Buchanan.
Me: Nope. We aren't married.
Victoria: Then how do you have kids together?
(I was thinking it wasn't appropriate to tell her about the birds and the bees. That's her parents job.)
Me: Well, you don't HAVE to be married to have kids. We are "new age" like that.