The kids and I were out for awhile just the 4 of us today. On our way home from Target, Kai (he's my most affectionate and lovey dovey child) said: Mommy, I love you all night and all day.
Me: You do?
Kai: Uh huh.

Kai: But I don't love you on Wednesdays.
 
Keely and I busted out laughing.

Kai was doing a pee-pee dance so I told him to go potty.

Kai: Mommy, my penis was stuck to my underwear.
Me: Why?
Kai: Because it was sticky.

Kai: Mommy, is "golly polly" a good word or a bad word?
Me: It's a good word. Where did you hear that?
Kai: No where. My heart said that to me.

Kai comes running into the dining room. He and Keegan are pretending.
Kai: Mommy, I sure love you but that bomb is going to blow up. But you are the only guys who don't get blowed up. So, I love you. Here, Mommy, have my juice. And I love you.

Kai: Mommy, no time for this. I need this.
(He grabs 2 tissues.)
Kai: Stink bug on the kitchen floor.
(He runs into the kitchen and comes back almost immediately.)
Kai: Mommy, if you see one of these, a tissue, and my tissue is laying that way and Keegan's tissue is laying this way, scoop it up and throw it away. It's a stink bug. I'm too scared.
(He runs off to tell Daddy who picks up the tissue w/stink bug in it and throws it away.)
Kai and Keegan: Yaaaaay! Yay! (cheering and jumping)