After getting dressed, Keegan came down again.
Keegan: Momma, you're pwetty (pretty.) And you smell wike fwowers (like flowers.)
Me: Aww, thank you!
Keegan: You should take a shower. You smell wike a pen.
Me: A pen? You just said I smell like flowers.
Keegan: Actually, you do.
Keegan: Momma, I wove (love) you.
Me: I love you, too.
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
Keegan came downstairs this morning so I could help him get his pajama top off. He had come to our bed twice last night saying he was scared.
Me: What are you dreaming about at night to get so scared?
Keegan: Monsters. And Ghosts. And Zombies. And eyeballs.
Me: Eyeballs?
Keegan: Gwoss (gross) zombie eyeballs.
Me: What are you dreaming about at night to get so scared?
Keegan: Monsters. And Ghosts. And Zombies. And eyeballs.
Me: Eyeballs?
Keegan: Gwoss (gross) zombie eyeballs.
Sunday, March 24, 2013
I was watching the Jeff Gordon prank video on youtube.com and Bo came downstairs.
Bo: Are you watching the Pepsi prank video?
Me: Yes (laughing at the video)
Me: Does the salesman know it's fake?
Bo: Nobody knows. Everyone thinks it's fake.
Keegan: I'm fake.
Bo: Are you watching the Pepsi prank video?
Me: Yes (laughing at the video)
Me: Does the salesman know it's fake?
Bo: Nobody knows. Everyone thinks it's fake.
Keegan: I'm fake.
Keegan: Momma, can you tell me what you are afwaid of?
Me: Why?
Keegan: I dust wanna know.
Me: Well, I don't like spiders.
Keegan: Are you afwaid of zombies?
Me: You know, zombies aren't real.
Keegan: You can make zombies by killing dem. And if you want to make a ghost, you dust kill dem.
Me: Do you dream about zombies?
Keegan: No, wolf-ez. And wobbers (robbers.) I keep dweaming about bad fings and I think the big bad wolf is gonna come in my woom.
Me: Why do you keep dreaming about that stuff?
Keegan: I don't know.
Me: Why?
Keegan: I dust wanna know.
Me: Well, I don't like spiders.
Keegan: Are you afwaid of zombies?
Me: You know, zombies aren't real.
Keegan: You can make zombies by killing dem. And if you want to make a ghost, you dust kill dem.
Me: Do you dream about zombies?
Keegan: No, wolf-ez. And wobbers (robbers.) I keep dweaming about bad fings and I think the big bad wolf is gonna come in my woom.
Me: Why do you keep dreaming about that stuff?
Keegan: I don't know.
Monday, March 18, 2013
A few days ago, Keegan was in my bedroom after I had gotten out of the shower in the morning.
Keegan: Momma, why you have hair?
Me: I told you that when people grow up, hair grows in different places. Some places we shave and some we don't. Like Daddy has hair under his arms but I shave my arm pits.
Later that day, Keegan went to his BFF's house (Steven) to spend a few hours while I ran errands.
Keegan (to Steven's mom, Linda): You know monkeys have really long hair in their armpits? And they scratch them like this.
(Keegan raised his arm and scratched his armpit.)
Keegan continued: You know my mom had long, hairy armpits but she shaved them this morning.
Keegan: Momma, why you have hair?
Me: I told you that when people grow up, hair grows in different places. Some places we shave and some we don't. Like Daddy has hair under his arms but I shave my arm pits.
Later that day, Keegan went to his BFF's house (Steven) to spend a few hours while I ran errands.
Keegan (to Steven's mom, Linda): You know monkeys have really long hair in their armpits? And they scratch them like this.
(Keegan raised his arm and scratched his armpit.)
Keegan continued: You know my mom had long, hairy armpits but she shaved them this morning.
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