Kai plays this game a lot and I got it on tape this time.

Another conversation in the van yesterday...
Kai: I want our old house back.
Keely: It's too small for the 5 of us.
Keegan: I can fit in dare (there.)

I took Kai and Keegan to Target because Chris gave them a 5 dollar bill and told Kai he could get ONE CAR EACH. Kai went along with it and didn't argue at all, even at the store.

When we got there, they each picked out a moto (motorcycle.)
Me: How many cars did Daddy say you could get?
Kai: Only one.
Me: Well, you have enough for two cars each.
Kai: Okay! Keegan, we can pick another one! Mommy, you are the best mommy!

Kai paid for the cars with the $5 bill and got his change back.
Kai: I can put this in my piggy bank!
Me: Good idea.

We got home and I told Chris that they each got 2 cars.
Chris: I told him to get ONE car each. I didn't have any ones so I gave him a 5.

Kai came running to the stop of the stairs.
Kai: Daddy! Five dollars was enough to get TWO cars!
Chris: Oh, was it?? Oh, Daddy KNOWS.

Yesterday, we were on our way to take Keely to gymnastics and this was the conversation...
Kai: I don't want to go to Indiana.
Me: Everyone else does.
Kai turns to Keegan: Keegan, do you want to go to Indiana?
Keegan: Do they hab pancakes dare (there)?