We were on our way to church for Thanksgiving service tonight.
Kai: Momma, I think we are in tv.
Me: Why?
Kai: Because there is a lot of traffic.
Me: Yes, you might be right.

Keegan: I have a wedgie.
Me: What? How did you get a wedgie?
Kai: No, Momma, he said, "I have a red seat"... on his bike.

Chris announced: Okay, time for dinner. If your name starts with a K, come and get your plate!
Keegan: Cake?

I dropped Kai off at a friends house for a playdate and the boy's mom asked Kai how he liked kindergarten.
Kai: It wastesez my time.

Turtle and I were driving home from hanging out in Falls Church, VA.
Turtle: I just farted. And it smells like corn. Yum!