Tonight, the boys and I dropped Keely off at church for Awana. On the way home, we sang about how we needed to pee (me and Kai.) We all ran inside and Kai went first.
Me: Kai, don't flush the toilet.
Kai: Why, Mommy? Why do you not want me to flush?
Me: Cuz I have to pee, too.
(I waited for him to finish and then put down the seat.)
Kai: Mommy, do you have to poop?
Me: No, I have to pee.
Kai: Why are you putting down the pooping seat?