I took Keely with me to a family photo shoot (Kate and Doug) in Alexandria tonight.
Me: Turtle, guess what Miss Kate's husband does for a living?
Keely: What?
Me (excited): A meteorologist!
Keely (clearly not impressed): Oh.
Me: What? I thought you'd think that was cool!
Keely: I thought you were going to say "fashion designer."
Me: Seriously? If he were a fashion designer, he probably wouldn't have a wife and kids.