Kai: (looking into my eyes) Can I have cereal? Ha! Ha! Your eyes are green!
Me: What color are your eyes?
Kai: Hmmmm... green.
Me: No they aren't.
Kai: Yes dem are. Can I go check?
Me: Sure.
Kai runs upstairs and looks in the bathroom mirror.
Kai: My eyes are white and yours are green.
Me: Your eyes aren't white!
Kai runs back into the bathroom.
Kai: My eyes are black!