We were watching the Penn State vs. Alabama football game tonight (yikes! PSU was thumped!) and the Alabama mascot was on the tv screen. Keegan ran up to the tv and said, "Daddy! Daddy!"

Me: That's an elephant, Keegan.
Kai: Mommy, that's a soup. There's a man in that soup. It's a soup. It's not real, Mommy.