Chris took the kids to VBS tonight because I was out-o-commission for the day (no more babies for me.) When they got home, Kai's grandmother asked Kai, "Were you a good boy tonight?"
Kai said, "Yes."
Grandmother asked, "Did you cry at church tonight?"
Kai answered, "Did you hear me cry?"
She said, "No."
Kai said, "Well, that's because I didn't cry."