I showed Kai a picture of my mother and siblings from the late 70s. I asked him if he knew who the people in the picture were.
Kai: I don't know them names.
Me: (pointing to my mother) That's Nana.
Kai: Nana
Me: (pointing to my sister) That's Aunt Lana.
Kai: Aunt Lana
Me: (pointing to my brother) That's Uncle DJ.
Kai: Uncle DJ
Me: (pointing to my sister) That's Aunt Lis.
Kai: Aunt Lis
Me: (pointing to me) And that's MOMMY!
Kai: But you are a kid. And those are kids.
Me: Well, I was a kid one time.
Kai: But I don't WANT you to be a kid, Mommy!