Kai was on a roll tonight....
He came downstairs naked so I could help him put on his pajamas (after he stood at the top of the stairs to talk to me.)
Kai asked for Chris' "weenus" (penis)
Chris: No.
Kai: You have a weenus.
Chris: No I don't.
Kai: You have a big weenus.
Chris: No I don't.
Kai: Then you are a girl
Chris: Mommy took my weenus and put it in her purse.
Kai: Now her gonna put it on. And now her gonna be a boy.