I had picked up Kai from preschool today and I ran thru a Taco Bell to grab a taco. When I got up to the window to pay, I asked the lady for jalapenos, which I LOVE with my tacos.

Kai: Mommy, why you just say 'penis'?
Me: What?
Kai: You just say 'penis' to that lady.
Me: Noooooooo, no, no, no... I said 'JALA-PENOS'