Keely and I had a lot of fun and we laughed a lot today. While we were waiting to get our eyebrows waxed, she asked me if she could get her nails painted.
Me: No, I'm not paying for that because you chew your nails.
Keely: I'll stop biting them if I get them painted.
Me: No you won't. You're like me.
Keely: Okay, I promise to stop biting my nails for half an hour if you let me get them painted.

We laughed for a minute and I said something about biting her toenails, too.

Keely: I don't bite my toenails! That's gross!
I gave her a funny look.
Keely: What?! Okaaaaay... I do. I do bite my toenails.