I was driving back home from picking up Kai at preschool on Thursday afternoon.

Kai: Mommy, can I have a lollipop when we get home?
Me: No.
Kai: Why not?
Me: You need to poop in the potty first and then you can have a lollipop.
Kai: (angry now) Mommy! Lollipops aren't for pooping!

He's actually kind of right... I usually give him M&Ms.