Kai: Mommy, do you want me to show you my trick?
Me: Yes.
Kai: It's gonna be really hard for you to do. And Keegan. And Daddy. And KJ. And Grandpa. And Grandma.
(Kai backs up behind a box and peeks out.)
Kai: It's gonna be really cool.
(Kai throws himself on the floor face first and extends his legs.)
Me: Yeah, I don't think I could ever do that.
Kai: Well, when you turn into a little boy, you could do it.