Keely LOVES Butterfinger candy bars. She asked her dad 3 times if she could have one. On the 3rd time, Daddy told her, "Nevermind, you don't get a Butterfinger. You've asked me THREE times."

Kai started in.
Kai: Daddy, can I have a Butterfinger?
Daddy: What's a Butterfinger?
Kai: What KJ wants.
Daddy: What's a Butterfinger?
Kai: What KJ wants.
(Keely whispered into Kai's ear.)
Kai: A chocolate and peanut butter bar.
Daddy: It's not peanut butter.
(Keely whispers into Kai's ear again.)
Kai: A chocolate and carmel bar.
Daddy: It has little kids fingers in it. They melt them down with butter and make candy bars. You want a candy bar with little kids fingers in it?




As I was typing the above conversation, I heard Kai in the kitchen: Keegan, do you have a squirrel in your butt?