Keely's grandmother came home and went upstairs to change out of her work clothes. She stopped and stared into Keely's room who was on her computer in her own world. She finally looked up at Grandmother.
Grandmother: You and I need to talk.
Keely: About what?
Grandmother: You left a pair of dirty underwear on my dresser.
Chris chimmed in: In some cultures, that's a sign that she wants to fight.
Grandmother: Well, we ARE gonna fight if she does that again!