So, I've been trying to post old baby stuff online... craigslist mostly. Kai was standing behind me ROOOOOAAAARING so loud, I had to say, "Kai!"

Kai: What?
Me: That's too loud.
Kai: That's my motorcycle.
Me: Well, go be a motorcycle in the other room.
Kai (very calmly and quietly): I'M not the motorcycle. I'm ON a motorcycle.